treemaidengeek:

metastablephysicist:

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Posting hole

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Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

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a) CuNTs definitely win

b) I have watched a fascinating transformation occur over the 3 years since @flamingwell & I joined Tumblr. We arrived plenty weird, with plenty of obscure interests & offbeat senses of humor & a love of learning. But that je ne sais qoa of Tumbler-ness was nurture built on the roots of nature. Slowly, our senses of humor and our idioms of choice drifted Tumblrward. More and more, the other members of our household would listen to entire conversations between us and ask, “what the hell did any of that mean?”

Evenings when we were all hanging out together, one of us would read aloud a Tumblr post. The other would crack up hysterically. The two non-Tumblerinas would watch us with the combination of wariness and pity one might feel for cult members. (They have, more than once, used the word “cult.” XD)

TL:DR we’re not “all just like this.” We cocreate this like-thisness in one another. And isn’t that glorious?

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secondlina:

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Hello cursed eldrich children, I’m dad!

{Check out my comics below}

> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

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atagotiak:

sicknastyjr:

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This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

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milf-ray-toro:

whats the longest (singular) flight youve been on?

never been on a plane

less than 1 hour

1+ hour

2+ hours

5+ hours

8+ hours

10+ hours

12+ hours

14+ hours

15+ hours

singular meaning without stopping for any reason

feel free to add what the flight was!

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mishasminions:
“I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
” mishasminions:
“I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
” mishasminions:
“I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
” mishasminions:
“I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
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mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

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flouryhedgehog:

rivkat:

A screenshot: Fox host Larry Kudlow rages that Biden's climate plan will force Americans to drink 'plant-based beer' and a response from Anna Hughes on Bluesky: Hey Larry, quick questionALT

Now I’m no big city lawyer,

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

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Husband = בעל/Ba'al, with a ע

Onion = בצל/Batzal, with a צ

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